Every generation takes some stories and puts a distinctive stamp on them. But there is a difference between that and simply stomping on something until it breaks. King Arthur Legend of the Sword falls into the second category. Director and co-writer Guy Ritchie has delivered an incomprehensible mess that plays out on screen like a feverish dream one has after eating sour dill pickles and a large peperoni pizza while also taking way too much cold medicine.
